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#1 John

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 12:03 PM

And on the 2nd day of Xmas my true love said to me.....sack Steve Kean
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#2 BuckyRover

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 12:05 PM

And on the 2nd day of Xmas my true love said to me.....sack Steve Kean


On the third of Christmas my true love gave to me....three eeee points

Edited by BuckyRover, 02 December 2011 - 12:05 PM.

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#3 Aberdeen Blue

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 12:13 PM

On the third of Christmas my true love gave to me....three eeee points



....and a sacked Steve Kean!
KEAN & VENKYS OUT OF MY CLUB - One down, One to go!

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#4 Bryan

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 12:15 PM

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ... 4 stands a-chanting , ...

Edited by Bryan, 02 December 2011 - 12:15 PM.

Sir! With respect, you can stick the money up your #### that's all I can offer you sir.

#5 rebelmswar

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 13:16 PM

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ... 4 stands a-chanting , ...


On the fifth day of Christmas Venkeys gave to Kean, Five yeeeear extension.
Four ###### Signings,
Three French Tarts,
Two trips to Pune,
And a one way ticket up shitcreek.
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#6 Ray-Von

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 13:21 PM

"Five gold rings" (Smuggled through customs at Heathrow.)

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 13:26 PM

final line of the Venky's 12 days of christmas " and an agent who's pulling all the strings"
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#8 Bryan

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 13:35 PM

On the fifth day of Christmas Venkeys gave to

me
5 baaaad signings,
4 players leaving,
3 mad indians
2 bent agents
and a smug ###### sat on the bench
Sir! With respect, you can stick the money up your #### that's all I can offer you sir.

#9 bestierover

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 13:43 PM

And an imposter sat in a rotten tree.

#10 rebelmswar

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 13:46 PM

me
5 baaaad signings,
4 players leaving,
3 mad indians
2 bent agents
and a smug ###### sat on the bench


Very good :lol:

On the sixth day of Christmas... Six games a winning.
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#11 Bryan

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 13:47 PM

6 gimps a-playing
Sir! With respect, you can stick the money up your #### that's all I can offer you sir.

#12 rebelmswar

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 13:49 PM

6 gimps a-playing


5 spiiiiiiked drinks.
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#13 bestierover

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 13:50 PM

6 gimps a-playing


With what? The gold rings comment has a new inference.

#14 BiggusLaddus

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 13:52 PM

5 spiiiiiiked drinks.


4 empty stands
3 morons
2 big overdrafts

... And an agent pulling the strings.

#15 Bryan

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 13:53 PM

"5 spiked drinks" is a work of genius.
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#16 rebelmswar

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 13:55 PM

:lol:

We should put all the best ones together and sing it.
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#17 BiggusLaddus

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 13:56 PM

9 points deducted

#18 rebelmswar

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 14:00 PM

5. Spiked Drinks
4 Empty Stands
3 Morons
2 Overdrafts
1 and an agent where a chairman should be.
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#19 booth

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 14:00 PM

Someone should start this chant :lol:

The only joy I get when going to games these days is seeing a goal go in and hearing/singing the funnier chants.
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#20 BiggusLaddus

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 14:01 PM

:lol:

We should put all the best ones together and sing it.


We can easily get 12 good ones with all this ammunition.

Then lets get them printed off by the thousand and hands them out at the west brom game.

Bit of luck we'll have to change any of the kean ones by then.




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